If You're Gonna Play in Fargo
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If you're gonna play in Fargo, you've gotta have a shovel in the van
Three feet of snow is deep but not to a Minnesota man
So grab those jumper cables, the tow rope and the sand
If you're gonna play in Fargo you've gotta have a shovel in the van
I remember out in Minot we were putting on a show
When a farmer in the back said, "Uff dah! Look at it snow"
We don't care for your music but play another song
Cause it looks like we'll be snowed in all night long
So we took off our galoshes put our earmuffs on real straight
They said, "Do you know the Beer Barrel Polka"?
"Oh yah" "I 'spose" "You bet"
You say you like the schottisch you like those waltzes too
Well here's a snowshoe two-step just for you
If you're gonna play in Fargo, you've gotta have a shovel in the van
Three feet of snow is deep but not to a Minnesota man
So grab those jumper cables, the tow rope and the sand
If you're gonna play in Fargo you've gotta have a shovel in the van
I remember out in Minot we were putting on a show
When a farmer in the back said, "Uff dah! Look at it snow"
We don't care for your music but play another song
Cause it looks like we'll be snowed in all night long
So we took off our galoshes put our earmuffs on real straight
They said, "Do you know the Beer Barrel Polka"?
"Oh yah" "I 'spose" "You bet"
You say you like the schottisch you like those waltzes too
Well here's a snowshoe two-step just for you